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- Hello?
- Wanna have fun?
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- Who is this?
- Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
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I don't think so.
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- What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.
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- I-I didn't think you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.
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Oh! I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.
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- Ooh! What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.
8
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- Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hm.
9
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- What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.
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Think.
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Oh, I know. Kazaam - you know,
the one where Shaq plays a genie?
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- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
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- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.
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You never did tell me your name.
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Why do you wanna know my name?
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Cos I wanna know who I'm looking at.
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What... what did you say?
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Nice breasts.
19
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Look, what do you want?
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I wanna see
what your insides look like.
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Well, then turn to page 54.
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Oh.
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Hey, nice!
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Listen, asshole, you've had your fun.
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- Now you'd better stop, or else.
- Or else what?
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Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any
minute. He's black, and he'll kick your ass.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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The one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?
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- How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.
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Help! Help!
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Oh, that's not my boyfriend.
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I've fucked him a couple of times,
but that's it.
33
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Look, I'm calling the cops.
34
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Go ahead. Call the cops.
35
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But you might wanna
check the back door first.
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You forgot to lock it.
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Take that, you psycho!
38
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I can't feel my legs.
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I think my arm is broken.
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- Sorry.
- I want my mommy.
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Hello, Drew.
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Oh, God!
43
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Oh, God!
44
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Oh, God!
45
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No!
46
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Hm?
47
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Daddy! Daddy!
48
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Ugh!
49
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Daddy!
50
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Daddy!
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Daddy, no! No!
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- Did you hear something?
- No, I didn't hear anything.
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Bobby! What are you doing?
My dad's in the other room.
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It occurred to me
I never climbed through your window.
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Now that you got it out of your system,
Bobby, you got to leave.
56
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Why?
57
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Shh. Come on.
58
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What's going on in there?
Agh! Ow!
59
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Daddy's head is stuck.
Unstick Daddy's head. Ohh!
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- Dad, can you knock?
- Knock?
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- I thought I heard screaming in here.
- No. No, you didn't, Dad.
62
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It could've been that crack
I smoked earlier, I guess.
63
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what it was.
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I gotta leave town for a couple of days - that
business I started with the Colombians.
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- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.
- Yeah, that's right.
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There's a problem.
Some money went missing.
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Apparently, legs are gonna get broken.
It's better if I lay low for a couple of days.
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- If the cops raid the place...
- I never heard of you.
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- And don't forget...
- To flush your stash.
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Oh, you are my little girl.
I love you so much...
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- I left you something in the coffee can.
- Dad.
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But you have to remember to step on it
before you sell it.
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- Now, what are you gonna cut it with?
- Um, baking...
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Baking soda.
Not baking powder.
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Because baking powder guys
will have muffins growing out of their nose.
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You love that joke, don't you? You've loved
that joke since you were two years old.
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- OK, well...
- OK, I love you.
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- I love you.
- Have a good trip.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Is the coast clear?
Oh, Cindy, that nightgown!
81
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That was close. God!
82
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I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist,
and it got me thinking about you.
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If this is about the time I puked green slime
and masturbated with a crucifix...
84
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It was my first keg party, Bobby.
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No. No.
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It was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.
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So you thought you would
just climb through my window
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and we would play bump-bump?
89
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I was kind of hoping
to get my balls licked,
90
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but I wouldn't wanna break
your little underwear rule.
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So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?
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OK.
93
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But just for a minute.
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What the...?!
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Wrong set.
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Bobby...
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Oh, Bobby...
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♪ I don't wanna wait
for our lives to be over
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- No, Bobby, don't.
- Ow!
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Jeez.
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- I see.
- Yeah, my dad.
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OK, stud...
you have to go now.
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Oh, um,
about the sex stuff?
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I was only half serious.
I don't wanna rush you.
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Hey, would you settle
for PG-137
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What's that?
107
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Oh, jeez!
108
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Good night, Bobby.
109
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Shorty, you are so loud!
110
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Make sure you take
your behind to class today.
111
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- I do be going to class.
- Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
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It is when you got the munchies.
113
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- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass.
- Your mother.
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You my brother.
That's your mother too, jackass.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, then, your father's stupid.
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So? I don't know him.
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Yeah, me neither.
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- Hey, girl, you ready?
- Yeah, in a minute.
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- Come on, we're gonna be late.
- Wait. There's Buffy.
120
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I don't know why you hang out with her.
She is such a ho!
121
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- Why do you say that?
- Cos I've seen her.
122
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- My friend Sean had a pool party...
- Sean?
123
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You know, Puff Daddy?
124
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:06,378
Anyway, everybody was drinking
Cristal champagne.
125
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Then it got wild,
and people were getting freaky in the pool.
126
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I look over, and there was your girl
getting buck-wild in the Jacuzzi.
127
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- So”?
- With a backup dancer!
128
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I mean, that's nasty.
That's lower than the security guard.
129
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At least security can get you backstage.
She don't love herself.
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- Bye, Daddy.
- I don't know. I think Buffy's sweet, Brenda.
131
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She is as fake as press-on nails.
132
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- Hey, baby girl!
- Hi. Hi.
133
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What is up, my sister?
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- Bye, Mr Gilmore.
- Bye!
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- Is he gone?
- Yep.
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♪ Do you like what you see?
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♪ It's all about the money
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Hey, Cindy!
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- I love this color.
- Let me see that.
140
00:10:02,309 --> 00:10:05,186
Oh, you guys should not use this brand.
141
00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:08,231
- Why not?
- Cos they test their products on animals.
142
00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:09,858
- So?
- Look.
143
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,778
Have you seen what they do
to those poor animals?
144
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:19,284
Well, I am much more
of a people person.
145
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,621
I'd like to feed all the hungry
little children of the world.
146
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- I'd rather help my fellow man...
- Spare a dollar?
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- Get away from me, you bum!
- Buffy!
148
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Can't you see he's just hungry?
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Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich.
150
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- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!
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Ow!
152
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God! Look at this place.
153
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It's a circus.
154
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Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of
the book You're Dead, I'm Rich.
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A small college town is in shock
after the unthinkable has happened:
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a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead...
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That's it! ..two teens dead...
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...and this small town
shaken and stirred.
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- It's times like these...
- Police are combing the area for clues.
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00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,250
There are no witnesses
available at this time.
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There are no suspects in custody.
Police are asking anyone...
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Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are
dead, and we're getting the fuck outta here!
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Grab your shit and let's go, motherfucker!
Let's go!
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00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:26,309
Hey, do you think the press
is gonna wanna talk to us?
165
00:11:26,393 --> 00:11:30,893
Oh, no. The press only wants to interview
the most ignorant person they can find.
166
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I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
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I'm gonna be a star!
168
00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:41,616
- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the phat ass.
169
00:11:41,658 --> 00:11:44,827
- I mean, it was, like, bang!
- How close were you to the victim?
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00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:49,412
Real close. Until the roofies wore off. She
woke up talking about pressing charges,
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so I pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
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What would have been
your last words to Drew?
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Run, bitch! Run!
174
00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:04,263
Hey, yo, dog.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
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00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,308
No, man.
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00:12:07,684 --> 00:12:11,270
- What about now?
- Nah.
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- Cool?
- Yeah.
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Don't forget: election's Tuesday.
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Don't forget: election's Tuesday.
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Oh! Goddammit!
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Son of a bitch!
182
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What's the matter, honey?
183
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My report card.
184
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,500
Well, at least
you got one "A."
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- Yeah. I did, huh?
- Yeah.
186
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,465
You're so smart.
187
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:41,593
- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?
- Nah.
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You know what?
That kid is always late.
189
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I don't get it.
He lives so close.
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See you later,
Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim,
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Big Jim, Little Jim,
Slim Jim, everybody.
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00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,325
I'll see you later.
Ciao, Ding. All right.
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Damn, girl.
Mm-mm-mm.
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00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,461
- I'd sure like to get in your pants.
- Really?
195
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,713
Yeah. What size are these?
196
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,551
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Bobby.
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00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,677
Hey, baby.
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00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,055
- How you doing?
- Good.
199
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,307
You guys see all the reporters out there?
200
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,352
Saying that girl Drew Decker
got killed last night.
201
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,021
- You know what? I think I knew her.
- Really?
202
00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:37,648
- She had a brother named Steve?
- Yeah.
203
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,360
Long hair, pretty little mouth,
perfect ass?
204
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,363
- That was her.
- Nah, I was talking about Steve.
205
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,407
Whatever happened to him?
206
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,493
Do you guys think it's strange
that she got killed
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exactly one year after we,
you know, killed that guy?
208
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:56,668
Hey! Cindy,
that was an accident.
209
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,920
Was it, Greg?
210
00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,759
Yeah! Yeah!
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00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,105
Would you look
at what they're doing?
212
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,942
When are we gonna do
stuff like that, huh?
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00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,986
One day.
214
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,614
- You like that, baby?
- Yeah, that's different.
215
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,990
- You like that?
- Oh, I love that.
216
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,577
Oh, I love when you play with my ass.
217
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,538
I'm not playing with your ass.
218
00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:36,958
- Ray!
- Oh, my bad.
219
00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:40,128
Come on, man!
220
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,922
Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
221
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,092
Hold on.
Here, put this on.
222
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Yeah, that's the shit right here! Whoo!
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- ♪ Hallelujah
- ♪ It's raining men
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- Baby!
- ♪ Amen
225
00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:02,817
- ♪ I'm gonna go out...
- What? It's a classic.
226
00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:06,863
- ♪ Absolutely soaking wet
- Put on the radio, man.
227
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,993
Yeah! Whoo!
228
00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:28,384
- What? It was laundry day.
- What the fuck is...?
229
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,512
Yeah!
230
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:33,180
Whoo!
231
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,226
Yeah!
232
00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:37,351
Whoo!
233
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,354
Hey, come over here.
234
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,524
- What?
- Just get a little closer to me.
235
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,278
Something you're gonna tell me?
236
00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:49,447
- Bobby, what are you doing?!
- I just want you to touch it.
237
00:15:50,323 --> 00:15:52,491
- Uh...
- Just a little bit. Come on.
238
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,285
Whoo!
239
00:15:57,205 --> 00:16:01,209
- Ow!
- Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
240
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,014
Oh, my God! Shit!
241
00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:16,808
God, Cindy...
242
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,518
Oh, shit!
243
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:32,073
- Oh, my God.
- What was that?
244
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,576
I think we hit something.
245
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,707
Oh, man!
246
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:45,587
Bobby, look at my car, man!
My dad's gonna freak!
247
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:48,214
I didn't see it.
It came out of nowhere.
248
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:51,300
- Oh, my God, we hit a boot!
- Where's the foot?
249
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,469
I don't know.
250
00:16:53,553 --> 00:16:55,638
Where the...?!
251
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:58,975
Agh, it's a body!
252
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:01,102
- Oh, shit. Is he alive?
- I don't know.
253
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,188
- Well, check it out!
- I can't.
254
00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:06,065
- Shit!
- We have to call the police.
255
00:17:06,107 --> 00:17:08,609
- No way. I ain't going to jail.
- We have to!
256
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,905
Hey, Cindy, do you know
what they do to young boys in prison?
257
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:15,909
All those sex-starved convicts
just waiting for a fresh piece of meat.
258
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,746
- Maybe we should call the police.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
259
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,040
What about Brenda?
Think she wants to go to jail?
260
00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:24,708
This is manslaughter.
We're all gonna fry for this.
261
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:28,046
- We're looking at 10 to 15 years.
- Shut up, Bobby!
262
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:30,256
- Alcohol all over...
- I'm fine.
263
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,800
- We're in so much trouble.
- I'm fine.
264
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:34,635
Don't blame it on me, Ray.
265
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:38,764
- Look, we'll get rid of the body.
- Unnecessary.
266
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,392
- We'll dump him in the ocean.
- No, the pier.
267
00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:43,769
- I'll be leaving now.
- Great idea.
268
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,898
- What about the alcohol?
- We'll get rid of it.
269
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,359
- Hurry up, let's go.
- Put him in the trunk.
270
00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:52,862
- I won't have anything to do with it!
- Shut up!
271
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,491
Cindy, come on.
We'll just pretend it never happened.
272
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,869
You know, like the time we got drunk
and we went down on each other.
273
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,788
- I'll get his arm.
- I'll grab his other arm.
274
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,665
I'll grab his ass.
275
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,167
We'll take him to Williamson Cove
and dump him.
276
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:09,128
The sharks'll take care
of the evidence.
277
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,505
Oh, my God, someone's coming!
278
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,634
- Oh, shit. It's Shorty.
- Brenda, take care of him.
279
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:24,018
Shorty, I know you ain't driving
without no papers.
280
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:27,063
I got papers, blunts, bongs -
281
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,691
all the ingredients
to make a high-nigger pie.
282
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:35,154
- Hey, yo, can I help you?
- Yo, what's up, Ray?
283
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:37,907
- Yo, son, y'all need jumper cables?
- Nah, we're cool.
284
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:41,202
Oh, good, 'cause I left
my roach clip at home.
285
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,039
- Go home, Shorty.
- Yeah. I'll see you later.
286
00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:46,916
Peace, Ray.
287
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,585
- Get the trunk closed.
- It won't close.
288
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,338
I'll do it.
289
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,866
Hold on, hold on.
Put him down - he's heavy.
290
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,160
Oh, Jesus!
291
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:25,871
OK, look. On three,
we dump him over the ledge.
292
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,291
Wait. Shouldn't we
at least check his wallet?
293
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:32,212
- For what?
- Shit, he might have some money.
294
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:35,172
We already committed murder.
We might as well rob his ass.
295
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:36,966
- Credit cards.
- Jewelry.
296
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,886
I'm gonna take his drawers.
297
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:43,181
Hey, yo, get off!
His drawers are mine! Yo!
298
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,893
- I got me a gold ring.
- Credit cards.
299
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,521
- All right, let's get him in the water.
- I don't think I can, Greg.
300
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:53,065
- It's not too late.
- Shut up, OK?
301
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:57,112
- Christ, already! I'll do it.
- Just get him in the water.
302
00:19:57,153 --> 00:20:00,281
OK? One, two...
303
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,367
three.
304
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,708
Right now we make a pact.
We take this to our grave.
305
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,709
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
306
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,753
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
307
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,964
Say it, Cindy. Say it!
308
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,135
"We take this to our grave" - say it!
309
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:22,428
"We take this to our grave" - say it!
310
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:26,807
- Greg, chill. You're hurting her.
- We take this to our grave.
311
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:27,767
Ow!
312
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:32,309
- And we never mention this again.
- Mention what?
313
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:34,898
The guy we just killed!
314
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:39,070
- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
- Starting now!
315
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,324
- Stupid bitch, man.
- God, I hate him.
316
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,702
It's gonna be OK, baby.
It's gonna be OK. I promise.
317
00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:50,039
Just touch it again.
Come on. Please?
318
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,461
You have to move on, Cindy.
That's all behind us now.
319
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:57,796
Exactly. It's a coincidence.
320
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,759
Greg's right, Cindy. I mean,
what do you think we're in, a horror movie?
321
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,513
Yeah, you guys are right.
If we were,
322
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:10,097
they'd probably cast some dingbat
like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.
323
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:14,935
Yeah, or they'd cast people in
their late twenties, early thirties to play us.
324
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:21,028
Kenny, get the camera ready.
Here, hold my gum.
325
00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:25,616
- Hi. Sheriff, can I get a statement?
- No comment.
326
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:30,200
Damn! Who do I have to screw
around here to get a stupid story?
327
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,374
Hey! Hey, no running!
328
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,587
Loser.
329
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:40,172
- Slow it down!
- Blow me!
330
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:41,966
Al right!
331
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,012
Hi. Gail Hailstorm -
field reporter, Hard Story.
332
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:49,390
- Special Officer Doofy.
- Hi, Doofy.
333
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,351
Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
334
00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:54,686
- No comment. No comment.
- OK. OK.
335
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,399
You know, you look awfully young
to be a police officer.
336
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,735
- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!
337
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,987
- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big!
338
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,073
Yeah. That's big.
339
00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:08,075
Well, you don't look a day over 12.
340
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:12,121
Except for the big head
and glazed-over look in your eyes.
341
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,791
- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
342
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:18,335
Don't worry, 'cause I never forget.
343
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,841
- Remind me not to do that again.
- Sorry.
344
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:28,425
Due to the recent tragedy,
we will be questioning all students.
345
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,100
Sounds like we've got
a serial killer on our hands.
346
00:22:32,183 --> 00:22:35,311
I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.
347
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:39,399
Hey, Doofy, what do you say
you and I go inside my van over there
348
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,776
and get to know each other a little better?
Would you like that?
349
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:46,072
- That van?
- Yeah, that van right there.
350
00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:50,701
Yeah. Yeah, OK, let's go.
351
00:22:50,785 --> 00:22:52,244
Come on.
352
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:56,040
A terrible tragedy
and an unbearable loss.
353
00:22:56,124 --> 00:23:00,378
It's days like today
that we need prayer in school.
354
00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:04,961
It starts to unravel
the very moral fabric of our society.
355
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,885
Here you go, baby.
356
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,971
Go to your daddy.
357
00:23:11,097 --> 00:23:12,473
Oh!
358
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,601
I'll see you after class.
359
00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:17,144
- Sweet!
- All right!
360
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:21,648
OK, class, who would like to give
their oral presentation first?
361
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,568
- Oh!
- Anybody?
362
00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:27,696
- Yes!
- Anybody else?
363
00:23:28,823 --> 00:23:30,533
OK, Heather.
364
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:32,743
Yes!
365
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,665
- OK. Can I start?
- Yeah.
366
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,710
OK, my presentation
is on the First Amendment,
367
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:45,293
and it began on May 25th, 1787,
in Philly with George Washington,
368
00:23:45,381 --> 00:23:47,132
and it states, and I quote:
369
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,887
"When our Founding Fathers
argued the passage of our glorious..."
370
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,106
The First Amendment gives us the right
to say what we want...
371
00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,151
Oh, shut the fuck up!
372
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,571
So... who's next?
373
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,282
Uh, Cindy Campbell.
374
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:57,078
Isn't she the daughter of...?
Well, you know...
375
00:24:57,161 --> 00:25:00,706
- Oh, yeah, you know, Mrs...
- Mrs...
376
00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:03,626
Yeah, the one and only...
377
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,586
The one and only.
378
00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:10,883
- Why, hello, Cindy.
- Hi, Principal Squiggman.
379
00:25:10,925 --> 00:25:15,220
- Thanks, Doofy.
- It's Special Officer Doofy today, Cind.
380
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,684
Now, the sheriff has some questions
that he would like to ask you today.
381
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:23,270
- What is that... that god-awful smell?
- I don't know.
382
00:25:23,354 --> 00:25:25,773
I go poopie.
383
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,776
Did you just say that you, uh...
you went poopie?
384
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,946
- Yeah. It was good.
- Mm.
385
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,365
- Get him out of here.
- Yes.
386
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,952
- Thank you, Doofy.
- OK.
387
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,329
You should now go back
to Special Ed.
388
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:44,083
- OK. Salute.
- Maybe a change of underwear, son.
389
00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,377
- Bye, Doofy.
- Bye, Cind.
390
00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:50,214
- How are you, Cindy?
- Fine.
391
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,217
- How are you, Sheriff?
- Bloated, constipated.
392
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:56,887
Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut.
You know, the usual.
393
00:25:56,971 --> 00:26:01,266
Cindy, I want to ask you
some questions about Drew Decker.
394
00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:04,437
- I didn't really know her.
- Come on, sure you did.
395
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,898
No. I mean,
I didn't really know her.
396
00:26:06,981 --> 00:26:11,481
I've been in this game a long time. Don't
bullshit a bullshitter. Tell me about Drew.
397
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,322
What was she like in bed, Cindy?
398
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:18,117
Ha! Tried to get you.
399
00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:22,246
It's an old police trick.
You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid.
400
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,165
Hike!
401
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,792
Pass! Pass!
402
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,548
All right, shower up!
403
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,592
Yes!
404
00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:38,178
Yo, Dugan, man.
Nice play, yo. Word up.
405
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:41,057
Johnson! What a block, baby. Word up.
406
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:43,350
Woodward! Nice ass.
407
00:26:44,435 --> 00:26:46,603
Damn!
408
00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:50,148
Yo, Greg, what's up?
You gonna hit the showers or what?
409
00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:53,986
No, man. I think I'm gonna work out,
beat the bag a little.
410
00:26:54,028 --> 00:26:56,113
Suit yourself, kid.
All right!
411
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:59,867
Last one in the shower's a rotten egg!
Come on, y'all.
412
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,536
I'm gonna get y'all.
413
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:05,664
Don't let Uncle Ray catch you!
414
00:27:28,771 --> 00:27:31,106
Who did this?! Huh?
415
00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:33,233
Where are you?
416
00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:35,652
This isn't funny, all right?
417
00:27:35,736 --> 00:27:38,697
A small dick's like a disability, man!
418
00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:42,909
Would you make fun of a guy
in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you?
419
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:45,329
Come on out here,
you sick fuck!
420
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,374
I'll kick the shit out of you right now!
421
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:49,834
All right?
422
00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:53,629
It's not the size of the hammer,
it's the nail you're throwing it at!
423
00:27:56,757 --> 00:28:00,260
It's a shame how she died.
She was such a nice girl.
424
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:04,598
She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
He had the biggest crush on her.
425
00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:07,059
Ray, you're a dead man!
426
00:28:07,101 --> 00:28:11,601
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Chill out.
- You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle?
427
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,775
- Bring it on, Ray!
- Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline?
428
00:28:14,817 --> 00:28:18,779
- Take it easy. What's the problem?
- I'll show you the problem.
429
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,990
Oh, wow! That's you?
430
00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:25,869
They... they turned the hot water off
in the showers, all right?
431
00:28:28,956 --> 00:28:32,167
Laugh it up, you guys.
Big laugh.
432
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,130
You know what?
You can all go to hell!
433
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:39,675
Greg, you're not the only one
who got one.
434
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,137
You mean
Bobby's got a baby dick, too?
435
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,517
No, I was talking about the note.
436
00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,644
I got one, too.
437
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,564
- Somebody knows.
- That's bullshit, Cindy.
438
00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:55,691
Someone's just trying
to fuck with us.
439
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:58,110
We have to call the police, Greg.
440
00:28:58,152 --> 00:29:01,280
You call the police,
and I'll kill you myself.
441
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:12,750
- You're hurting her, man.
- You know what? That goes for all of you.
442
00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:15,585
That psycho wants a piece of me,
bring it on!
443
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,547
But I'm not going to jail.
You got that?
444
00:29:26,889 --> 00:29:29,099
What's everybody talking about?
445
00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:33,020
Just forget it, Shorty.
You already know too much.
446
00:29:34,021 --> 00:29:34,521
Aren't they beautiful?
447
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,024
Aren't they beautiful?
448
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:41,529
- Buffy!
- Contestant number one!
449
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:47,868
Very good.
And contestant number two.
450
00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:55,167
Very good.
And contestant number three.
451
00:29:55,209 --> 00:29:58,587
Buffy! That's my girl!
452
00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,965
- That's my girlfriend!
- Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!
453
00:30:02,049 --> 00:30:05,343
- Hey, kiss my ass!
- Yeah, I'm hitting that too!
454
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:08,222
- All right, Buffy!
- Hey, shut the hell up, man!
455
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:11,892
- Yeah, best pussy I ever had!
- What, you want a piece of me?
456
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,228
Now the talent portion
of the competition.
457
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,898
Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs
for a closer seat. See you after the show.
458
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,819
Number three, Buffy Gilmore.
459
00:30:21,902 --> 00:30:24,279
I'm gonna hit the head.
Want anything?
460
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:27,074
No, I'm good, man.
But hurry, she's gonna perform.
461
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,868
Don't worry, I'll be back.
462
00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:32,120
Good evening, Buffy.
And what will be your talent this evening?
463
00:30:32,204 --> 00:30:36,249
Acting. I'll be doing
a dramatic reading.
464
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,169
Hear, hear!
465
00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:40,504
Buffy Gilmore,
doing a dramatic reading.
466
00:30:42,256 --> 00:30:45,884
Hey, do that thing from Baywatch.
She's running down the beach...
467
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,810
Look out, Greg!
Look behind you!
468
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,272
It's him! It's the killer!
469
00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,189
Huh?
470
00:30:59,273 --> 00:31:02,234
Oh, my God!
Somebody do something!
471
00:31:02,276 --> 00:31:05,779
Somebody do something!
472
00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:08,073
He's killing him!
473
00:31:08,115 --> 00:31:10,992
- He's killing him!
- Must be an original piece.
474
00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,995
He's killing him!
475
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:16,665
She's good. She's good.
476
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:19,626
- What's wrong with you people?
- That's fantastic.
477
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:23,088
You fucking bastards!
Why won't anyone help?
478
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:26,007
- Amazing.
- She's the next Pamela Lee.
479
00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:29,095
Oh, God...
Oh, God! No!
480
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,347
Greg, don't die!
481
00:31:34,266 --> 00:31:36,768
Give it up for Buffy Gilmore!
Wonderful!
482
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,979
Absolutely fantastic!
483
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:45,986
I think we have a winner, ladies
and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore!
484
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,864
Buffy, wait!
You have to go back on stage.
485
00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:51,992
- I have to get to Greg.
- You won! They're calling your name.
486
00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:55,495
There's a killer... I won?
487
00:31:55,579 --> 00:31:58,540
- They're calling your name. Go.
- What about Greg?
488
00:31:58,624 --> 00:32:00,751
- Fuck Greg! I won!
- Congratulations!
489
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,711
Out of my way, loser!
490
00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,422
Miss Buffy Gilmore!
491
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,216
♪ Here she comes
492
00:32:07,299 --> 00:32:10,302
♪ Miss Teen, she's so fine
493
00:32:10,344 --> 00:32:13,263
- ♪ Such lovely tits
- Give me my crown, bitch.
494
00:32:13,347 --> 00:32:16,433
♪ And a great behind
495
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:21,017
♪ There she is,
doggy style any time
496
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:25,647
♪ And I'll do her behind,
behind and behind
497
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,654
♪ Oh, there she is
498
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:31,407
- ♪ She loves 69...
- Agh!
499
00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:36,036
- There's no sign of him anywhere.
- He could've taken the body.
500
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,081
That's impossible.
There's no blood, nothing. Look around.
501
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:42,042
I bet it's just Greg
playing one of his dumb jokes.
502
00:32:42,084 --> 00:32:46,584
He'll turn up, I'm sure of it. He's probably
at my house waiting for us right now.
503
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:51,798
All right. But I'm gonna look around some
more, so you mind riding home with Buffy?
504
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,221
- Yeah, no problem.
- All right, fine.
505
00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,806
Call me later.
506
00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:20,247
- Hello.
- Hello, Cindy.
507
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:23,042
- Who is this?
- It's me, Bobby.
508
00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,585
You know, your boyfriend.
509
00:33:25,669 --> 00:33:29,631
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I guess I'm a little jumpy lately.
510
00:33:29,715 --> 00:33:33,176
- Hey, any sign of Greg?
- No.
511
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:35,679
- Do you want me to come by?
- No.
512
00:33:36,555 --> 00:33:39,891
I'm just gonna take a bath
and then I'm gonna go to bed.
513
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:43,729
OK. I'd really like to see you, but...
I love you.
514
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:45,105
Aw...
515
00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:47,607
I love you too, baby.
516
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,548
Bobby, I told you...
517
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:14,134
I still know
what you did last Halloween.
518
00:34:14,176 --> 00:34:16,052
Who is this?
519
00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:31,860
Ow! Ow!
520
00:34:35,864 --> 00:34:38,283
- Hello.
- I'm gonna Kill you.
521
00:34:38,325 --> 00:34:40,493
- I'm gonna slice you up.
- Who is this?
522
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:43,205
- I'm gonna chop you like liver.
- What do you want?
523
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:45,749
I'm in the house.
524
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,628
Do you know where | am?
525
00:34:50,754 --> 00:34:52,338
I could be anywhere.
526
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:54,841
I'm like the wind, baby.
527
00:34:54,883 --> 00:34:56,426
Yeah...
528
00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:57,844
Where am I?
529
00:35:00,347 --> 00:35:01,222
Um...
530
00:35:01,307 --> 00:35:03,183
You're... you're behind the couch.
531
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,895
What? How do you know that?
532
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,897
I can see your feet.
533
00:35:10,524 --> 00:35:12,526
Ach...
534
00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:14,236
OK, turn around.
535
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,905
Close your eyes. No peeking.
536
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,620
Yeah. No. No, no.
537
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:28,208
Hey, no peeking. Turn around.
538
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,960
Good.
539
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:32,171
OK, now you can look.
540
00:35:32,212 --> 00:35:35,089
Now do you know where I am?
You don't.
541
00:35:35,924 --> 00:35:39,218
No, Mr Killer,
I don't know where you are.
542
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,555
I'll give you a big clue.
543
00:35:45,267 --> 00:35:47,560
Oh! I gotta stop drinking.
544
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,403
- Grandma!
- Hi, baby.
545
00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:58,905
Oh, my hip!
546
00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:31,813
White woman in trouble off the 744...
547
00:36:38,737 --> 00:36:41,781
Are you OK? I heard screaming.
What's going on?
548
00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:44,242
- Bobby! He was here!
- Shh...
549
00:36:44,284 --> 00:36:47,787
- The killer was here, Bobby.
- It's OK.
550
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,798
- I can explain that.
- Oh, my God...
551
00:36:58,590 --> 00:37:01,509
A friend gave 'em to me.
Cindy... Cindy...
552
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:03,887
Cindy! Cindy!
553
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,974
Cindy! Cindy! Cindy!
554
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,813
It's me, Cind. Ugh!
555
00:37:13,897 --> 00:37:16,608
Cindy, you know me! Cindy!
556
00:37:22,906 --> 00:37:25,700
I know you've had a rough night,
so I won't keep you.
557
00:37:25,784 --> 00:37:29,996
I just want you to look at some photos,
tell me what you think.
558
00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:36,837
Uh-uh.
559
00:37:38,672 --> 00:37:40,715
- No?
560
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:44,970
- I'm sorry, Sheriff.
- You're sure?
561
00:37:45,804 --> 00:37:48,890
OK, you're free to go.
Do you have somebody picking you up?
562
00:37:48,974 --> 00:37:51,351
- Yeah.
- Oh, just...
563
00:37:52,352 --> 00:37:54,645
Just check that one out again.
564
00:37:55,856 --> 00:38:00,277
- Mm, no.
- No? Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks.
565
00:38:01,111 --> 00:38:03,863
- Guess what I just did with those hookers.
- No way.
566
00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:06,991
All the way, man! Yes, yes.
Watch this. Doofy!
567
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,327
- Yeah?
- Come on. Come on.
568
00:38:09,369 --> 00:38:10,953
OK.
569
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,915
Special Officer Doofy reporting.
570
00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:16,543
Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers.
571
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:18,879
What's that?
572
00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:22,215
That's when you know
you've become a man, Doofy!
573
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:24,384
Hey, Terry, smell my finger.
574
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,179
- Ugh! What the hell is that?
- My ass.
575
00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:31,141
- Get the hell out of here, Doofy.
- Doofy, Mom said get home now.
576
00:38:31,725 --> 00:38:34,227
Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
577
00:38:34,269 --> 00:38:38,064
- Cindy, are you OK?
- Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness.
578
00:38:38,148 --> 00:38:41,067
- Go get in the car. She's coming with us.
- Does Mom know?
579
00:38:41,109 --> 00:38:42,401
Yeah, Doofus.
580
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:46,239
Mom says when I wear this badge
you should treat me like a man of the law.
581
00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:49,743
Mom also said for you to stop
sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
582
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,082
OK, three, two...
583
00:38:55,123 --> 00:38:57,542
- Oh, no... Gosh damn...
- What now?
584
00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:59,919
- There's all these numbers...
- Can't you count?
585
00:39:00,003 --> 00:39:03,256
- I can count, but...
- Let me make it easy for you. Listen up.
586
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:06,676
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
587
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,763
Now, if this little piggy
doesn't roll the goddamn camera...
588
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,181
We're live, Gail.
589
00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:15,765
Gail Hailstorm at the police station, where
I'll try to get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell,
590
00:39:16,186 --> 00:39:18,897
the young girl
who was attacked earlier this evening...
591
00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:23,151
- You're on my foot, fat shit! What'd I say?
- "Don't ever step on Gail's shoes."
592
00:39:23,235 --> 00:39:25,278
- Why not?
- Cos Gail wears Prada shoes.
593
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:27,614
- You idiot.
- I'm a bad man.
594
00:39:27,656 --> 00:39:30,408
Cindy!
Cindy, can we get a statement?
595
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,785
Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
She's not talking.
596
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,205
Is it true the police
have someone in custody?
597
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:38,583
- Come on, Cindy.
- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
598
00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:42,129
Bitch!
599
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,798
- Nice shot!
- Come on.
600
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,843
- All right, who copped a feel?
- Gail, it was me.
601
00:39:47,926 --> 00:39:50,970
- Oh, my God.
- It was an accident, Gail.
602
00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:53,931
I only touched the top of the breast.
603
00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,142
- It was so tender and juicy...
- Shut up!
604
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:08,738
- Yo.
- Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
605
00:40:08,822 --> 00:40:13,322
Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game,
smokin' some bud.
606
00:40:15,495 --> 00:40:17,580
Are you all alone?
607
00:40:17,664 --> 00:40:20,958
- Wassup!
- Wassup!
608
00:40:21,209 --> 00:40:23,836
What the...? Who's that?
609
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,798
Yo, pick up the phone.
610
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,926
- Wassup!
- Wassup!
611
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:35,974
Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone!
612
00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:38,059
- Wassup!
613
00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:51,402
- What you doin', son?
- Nothin'... Just chillin'... kill in"...
614
00:40:52,616 --> 00:40:55,285
True. True.
615
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:58,580
So you think Bobby did it?
616
00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:04,001
I don't know.
But he was there, Buffy.
617
00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:08,048
I knew there had to be something.
He's just too perfect.
618
00:41:08,131 --> 00:41:11,592
Handsome, smart, good in bed...
619
00:41:12,552 --> 00:41:15,346
- What did you say?
- Uh...
620
00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:19,184
Hey, Cind.
Got you an ice pack for your hand.
621
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,518
Ow!
622
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,019
Sorry.
623
00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:24,689
I'll get you one for your head.
624
00:41:24,731 --> 00:41:27,108
No, no, that's OK, Doofy.
625
00:41:27,192 --> 00:41:31,692
Hey, we're gonna get that guy
you dumped in the water. Yeah.
626
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:34,491
I'll be next door if you heed me.
627
00:41:34,574 --> 00:41:36,576
Night, Cind.
628
00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:38,828
Buffy, you told him?
629
00:41:38,912 --> 00:41:41,998
The moron overheard a conversation
Greg and I were having.
630
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:46,582
- Yeah, but what if he says something?
- Who'd believe a retarded retard like him?
631
00:41:47,921 --> 00:41:49,881
Cindy, telephone.
632
00:41:51,758 --> 00:41:53,843
Thank you.
633
00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:55,261
Hello?
634
00:41:55,303 --> 00:41:57,763
Hello, Cindy.
635
00:41:57,806 --> 00:41:59,766
- Guess what.
- No!
636
00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:02,101
- You got the wrong guy.
- No!
637
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:03,937
- Doofy!
- It's not Bobby.
638
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:06,648
Who is this?
639
00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:09,609
- Doofy!
- Oh, my God...
640
00:42:15,949 --> 00:42:17,867
Hello?
641
00:42:19,077 --> 00:42:20,620
Hello?
642
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:25,625
I said don't disturb me
when I'm cleaning my room!
643
00:42:31,089 --> 00:42:33,633
I heard Bobby got out this morning.
644
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,970
I haven't seen him around.
Is he pissed?
645
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,974
You mean since you branded him
the Candy Man? No. His heart is broken.
646
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:44,019
Yo, son. It's like I seen this all before.
647
00:42:44,102 --> 00:42:47,980
- They had a killer at your old high school?
- No, it was in this movie Scream.
648
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:51,902
- Same dialogue and everything. This is ill.
- How did it end?
649
00:42:51,985 --> 00:42:56,322
I don't know. Some niggas started shooting
up in the movie theater, so we broke out.
650
00:42:56,406 --> 00:42:59,867
- No doubt.
- OK, | say we all just stick together.
651
00:42:59,951 --> 00:43:02,078
Tonight everyone meet at my house.
652
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:05,665
And bring some friends.
But don't tell everyone. Keep it quiet.
653
00:43:05,707 --> 00:43:07,083
OK.
654
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:11,667
Yo! Party at Cindy's house!
Drunk white women for everybody!
655
00:43:14,132 --> 00:43:18,553
Ray, if you see Bobby,
tell him I love him.
656
00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:23,183
OK. If I see Bobby,
I'll tell him I love him.
657
00:43:30,148 --> 00:43:33,734
- Jesus!
- It's OK. It's all right. It's just me, baby.
658
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:37,614
- You don't still think it's me, do you?
- No. But somebody did try to kill me.
659
00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:42,118
- And the police said I scared him away.
- I know. He called me last night.
660
00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:46,039
So it couldn't have been me.
I was in jail last night, remember?
661
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:50,127
You're the best.
662
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,670
I'm sorry. Please understand.
663
00:43:52,712 --> 00:43:55,589
What, that you'd rather
call me a killer than touch me?
664
00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:57,258
- That's not true.
- Then what is it?
665
00:43:57,342 --> 00:44:00,136
What is it?
She's gone and she's not coming back!
666
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,971
It's been over a year, Cindy.
667
00:44:02,055 --> 00:44:05,058
But Ginger was such an important part
of the Spice Girls.
668
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,811
You gotta move on, baby.
669
00:44:07,894 --> 00:44:10,688
I'm sorry if my complicated life
670
00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:14,567
IS an Inconvenience
to your perfect existence.
671
00:44:14,609 --> 00:44:16,027
Cindy...
672
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:17,946
Cind...
673
00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:20,114
OK, everybody, listen up.
674
00:44:20,198 --> 00:44:24,698
Let me just say, uh, the killing
of these teenagers has been tragic,
675
00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:28,832
but, uh... hey, you know, shit happens.
676
00:44:28,915 --> 00:44:31,584
Sheriff? Sheriff?
677
00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,795
- Sheriff?
- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.
678
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:36,756
- Have they found Cindy's father?
- No.
679
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,218
- Isn't he a suspect?
- That's classified. Where did you get that?
680
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:44,055
I'm sorry, but my sources
are strictly confidential, Sheriff.
681
00:44:44,097 --> 00:44:46,265
Hey, Gail.
682
00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:48,810
Gail swallows.
683
00:44:55,775 --> 00:44:57,777
Watch this.
684
00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:00,488
Hello?
685
00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,699
Who is this?
686
00:45:02,782 --> 00:45:05,868
What? You wanna kill me?!
687
00:45:06,411 --> 00:45:08,871
Oh, God... Hold on.
688
00:45:08,955 --> 00:45:12,249
Cindy, it's for you.
689
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,339
All right, knock it off, Buffy.
690
00:45:17,422 --> 00:45:20,258
As you'll all have heard,
there is a killer in town
691
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,970
and the police have asked us
to give you the following safety tips.
692
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,139
Stay in well-lit areas.
693
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:28,808
Do not travel alone whenever possible.
694
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,685
Always wipe front to back.
695
00:45:30,769 --> 00:45:33,772
And remember,
never, ever believe someone
696
00:45:33,813 --> 00:45:38,313
when they tell you that shaving your
pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.
697
00:45:39,861 --> 00:45:43,781
Now, I understand this is a difficult time
for you young ladies.
698
00:45:44,282 --> 00:45:48,782
So if anyone needs to come to my office
to talk, I am here for you.
699
00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:57,628
- What a crock of shit.
- It's not, Buffy! He's real!
700
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:10,392
Miss Mann?
701
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:15,730
Come in, dear. Have a seat.
Take off your bra if you'd like.
702
00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:19,526
No, thanks.
703
00:46:20,443 --> 00:46:22,486
What can I do for you, Cindy?
704
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,364
I need to talk.
705
00:46:24,406 --> 00:46:28,906
See, I have this problem
and I don't know who to tell.
706
00:46:30,036 --> 00:46:33,205
- Not feeling so fresh?
- Huh?
707
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:35,750
Feminine odor and itching
got you down?
708
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:38,920
Uh, no. No, not that.
709
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:41,047
Then what is it?
710
00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:45,593
I have a terrible secret.
711
00:46:45,677 --> 00:46:48,680
Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets.
712
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:54,102
Sometimes we do things
we're not so proud of.
713
00:46:54,769 --> 00:46:57,188
Some for money,
714
00:46:57,230 --> 00:47:00,274
others to gain the athletic edge
on the competition.
715
00:47:00,358 --> 00:47:03,027
Sometimes those secrets
come back to haunt us.
716
00:47:03,069 --> 00:47:04,236
Agh!
717
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:08,574
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yes, I do, Miss Mann.
718
00:47:08,616 --> 00:47:11,452
Thanks for ball... I mean all your help.
719
00:47:11,536 --> 00:47:13,746
I have to go to class.
720
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,083
Any time, dear.
721
00:47:19,252 --> 00:47:23,297
- Buffy, are you coming?
- I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
722
00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:31,097
Redrum.
723
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,558
Hello?
724
00:47:40,565 --> 00:47:42,775
Is somebody there?
725
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,904
Hello?
726
00:47:48,865 --> 00:47:50,283
Agh!
727
00:47:51,993 --> 00:47:55,246
Very funny.
Who put you up to this? Cindy?
728
00:47:55,288 --> 00:47:58,374
Lose the cape - it's way too '90s horror.
729
00:48:00,293 --> 00:48:04,463
Oh, so what movie is this from?
Die, Cheerleader, Die?
730
00:48:06,549 --> 00:48:11,049
Wanna play psycho killer?
Can I be the helpless cheerleader?
731
00:48:13,264 --> 00:48:16,850
Oh, so is this where
I'm supposed to beg for my life?
732
00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:19,395
Please, Mr Killer, don't kill me.
733
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:26,652
So is this where I'm supposed to bleed?
734
00:48:26,694 --> 00:48:29,238
Oh, look, I'm bleeding!
735
00:48:29,322 --> 00:48:31,407
Eek! Eek!
736
00:48:32,158 --> 00:48:35,119
Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right?
737
00:48:35,161 --> 00:48:39,661
OK. I'm running!
I'm running! Help!
738
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:44,875
Help! Now I'm gonna fall
and break my leg, leaving me helpless.
739
00:48:45,004 --> 00:48:47,006
Agh!
740
00:48:48,508 --> 00:48:52,345
There you go, Mr Scary Killer.
I'm panicking now.
741
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:56,474
Oh, God!
Somebody please help me!
742
00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,559
Oh, God, no!
743
00:48:59,352 --> 00:49:01,354
No!
744
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,940
Oh, now what?
745
00:49:04,023 --> 00:49:08,523
I guess this is the big climax.
Hope you don't mind if I fake it.
746
00:49:08,736 --> 00:49:11,238
Aaaaghhhh!
747
00:49:13,032 --> 00:49:17,036
Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
I'm a gross, scary severed head.
748
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,704
Come on. Please!
749
00:49:18,746 --> 00:49:22,750
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen.
You're really giving me a headache.
750
00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:26,671
And you got blood on my Gucci sweater.
I hope you're gonna pay for that.
751
00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:29,590
Agh! I will not be ignored
by the likes...
752
00:49:30,049 --> 00:49:30,132
I'm gonna jump!
753
00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,343
I'm gonna jump!
754
00:49:32,385 --> 00:49:35,054
- Phil, get back in there.
- No!
755
00:49:35,096 --> 00:49:37,723
- What are you doing up there?
- Be reasonable.
756
00:49:37,765 --> 00:49:42,265
I can't take this fucking job or those
greasy shithead teenagers anymore!
757
00:49:43,396 --> 00:49:47,896
- I'm gonna end it all!
- Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you!
758
00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:51,320
We know Bobby's not the Killer.
So who is?
759
00:49:51,404 --> 00:49:52,738
I don't know.
760
00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:55,949
If the Killer was in your house,
why didn't he kill you then?
761
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,910
Because he's just messing with us.
762
00:49:57,994 --> 00:50:00,496
Don't you see?
He's got us right where he wants us.
763
00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:05,080
We can't go to the police. He's just
out there watching us and waiting for us.
764
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:08,129
What are you waiting for, huh?
765
00:50:09,255 --> 00:50:11,674
What are you waiting for?
766
00:50:12,258 --> 00:50:14,093
What are you waiting for?!
767
00:50:14,969 --> 00:50:18,472
What am I waiting for?
What am I waiting for?!
768
00:50:18,556 --> 00:50:21,600
- What are you waiting for?
- Fuck you!
769
00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:26,314
Oh, my God!
770
00:50:26,397 --> 00:50:29,316
Ray, I still don't think
this party is a good idea.
771
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,903
- I won't let nothin' happen to you.
- I just don't feel right.
772
00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:37,408
- Why can't we just do something else?
- OK, how about we go to the movies?
773
00:50:37,450 --> 00:50:40,619
Huh? You like that?
See a little movie, huh?
774
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:48,040
Hey! That is my song! You know they
gave me a shout-out on the album, right?
775
00:50:49,295 --> 00:50:50,713
- What?
- Yes!
776
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:54,967
3 Everywhere I go
I see the same 'ho...
777
00:50:55,009 --> 00:50:57,177
Ooh, Brenda.
778
00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:59,931
Did I tell you how sexy you look
in my jersey?
779
00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,725
- I do, Ray?
- Yes.
780
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:05,686
I like it. Hey, get up.
Go over there. Let me see it.
781
00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:11,651
Ooh!
782
00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:14,278
Yes, I like that.
783
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,655
- You like that? You like that?
- Yeah!
784
00:51:16,739 --> 00:51:19,241
Hey, put this on with it.
785
00:51:20,201 --> 00:51:24,121
- Ray, you are so freaky.
- That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl.
786
00:51:24,163 --> 00:51:26,290
Go on. Pull it up.
787
00:51:26,332 --> 00:51:28,542
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!
788
00:51:28,626 --> 00:51:30,586
- Aah!
- Yeah.
789
00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:32,880
Here. Put this on with it.
790
00:51:33,548 --> 00:51:35,341
Go on.
791
00:51:36,467 --> 00:51:40,554
- Are you sure?
- Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
792
00:51:40,638 --> 00:51:43,015
- OK.
- Go on.
793
00:51:45,351 --> 00:51:49,188
- I like that look.
- Ooh! I'm bad.
794
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:51,315
Yes. Here, put this on with it.
795
00:51:53,192 --> 00:51:55,485
Go on, girl. Put it on.
796
00:51:55,528 --> 00:51:58,656
Yeah. Put that shit on there.
Come on. Just shove it on.
797
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:00,700
Do it. Yeah.
798
00:52:00,742 --> 00:52:02,618
Ooh, so fucking sexy.
799
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:07,081
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass
over here. Come on! Full speed. Charge!
800
00:52:10,752 --> 00:52:14,547
Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around!
Turn around! Come on!
801
00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:17,424
Yes, Brendan!
Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
802
00:52:17,508 --> 00:52:19,760
- Who?
- Uh... Brenda.
803
00:52:19,844 --> 00:52:23,931
Come on, put the helmet on.
No, let's role-play. Come on. You get me.
804
00:52:24,015 --> 00:52:25,683
Come on! Come on!
805
00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:29,937
I'm here at Lovers' Lookout.
It's dark, it's in the middle of nowhere,
806
00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:33,315
and it's where hormone-driven teens
love to come and fool around.
807
00:52:33,399 --> 00:52:36,568
So very likely we're about
to see someone get killed.
808
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:40,448
OK, sure enough, there's a girl in that car,
blouse unbuttoned, all alone.
809
00:52:40,531 --> 00:52:43,242
Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
810
00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:47,246
Hi. Gail Hailstorm,
author of the new book You're Next.
811
00:52:47,288 --> 00:52:48,956
Oh, yeah.
812
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,584
- Can you tell us your name?
- My name's Heather.
813
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:54,837
Can you tell us
what you're doing out here all alone?
814
00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:58,591
Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I
were just, like, making out,
815
00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:01,886
then we heard a noise
so he went to go check it, but...
816
00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:04,680
- Well, that was, like, ten minutes ago.
- Yeah, yeah...
817
00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:08,309
Has it crossed your little mind that
your boyfriend was probably murdered
818
00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:11,437
and you're about
to be slaughtered next?
819
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,941
- Really? No way!
- Way.
820
00:53:14,982 --> 00:53:17,776
- Heather, good luck.
- Thanks, Gail. You're the best.
821
00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:21,489
Just as I thought!
The murder is happening as we speak!
822
00:53:21,572 --> 00:53:24,575
I'll try and break into the bloodshed.
Are you getting this?
823
00:53:24,617 --> 00:53:28,203
Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us
what you're feeling, honey?
824
00:53:28,287 --> 00:53:31,832
Lots of pain. Gail, please help me!
Gail, please!
825
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:36,128
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps.
Sir, sir, can I get a word with you?
826
00:53:36,170 --> 00:53:39,214
You got a nerve coming here!
I'm just trying to do my job!
827
00:53:39,298 --> 00:53:42,134
- Get the camera off me!
- No, Kenny, keep rolling!
828
00:53:42,176 --> 00:53:46,221
I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it
up his ass. Get that camera off me!
829
00:53:46,305 --> 00:53:50,309
Oh, my God, Kenny!
Kenny, move your fat ass!
830
00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:53,687
Kenny!
Oh, God, he's right behind you!
831
00:53:53,771 --> 00:53:56,148
This man is chasin' Miss Gail!
832
00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:05,241
I am so scared right now.
833
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,828
I just want to say...
834
00:54:09,495 --> 00:54:12,498
to the family
of my cameraman, Kenny...
835
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,667
I am so sorry.
836
00:54:15,334 --> 00:54:17,961
This was my interview,
837
00:54:18,671 --> 00:54:20,673
my story.
838
00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:23,633
It's all my fault.
839
00:54:28,514 --> 00:54:30,682
- You want some popcorn?
- Uh-uh.
840
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,519
I brought me a little snack of my own.
841
00:54:36,272 --> 00:54:38,774
- You want some chicken?
- Nah.
842
00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:43,321
Mm-hm.
843
00:54:43,362 --> 00:54:47,282
For all y'all talkers up in here,
it's time to keep it down right now.
844
00:54:47,366 --> 00:54:49,076
Shh.
845
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,537
"Shh" back at you. Shh!
846
00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:57,376
Why they actin' already?
It ain't nothin' but the previews.
847
00:55:01,005 --> 00:55:04,091
The largest ship
the world had ever known.
848
00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:08,675
Its 400 passengers and crew
on a maiden voyage to a brave new world.
849
00:55:09,055 --> 00:55:12,058
A journey that would
change their lives forever.
850
00:55:12,141 --> 00:55:14,852
Whoo!
851
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:18,772
I'm the king of the world!
852
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,901
Whoo-hoo!
853
00:55:21,984 --> 00:55:23,735
Whoo!
854
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:24,987
Aaargh!
855
00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:27,865
- "Amistad II.”
- Get your ass back down there, boy!
856
00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:31,076
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- The movie about to come on.
857
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,704
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Here. Take your hot sauce.
858
00:55:33,746 --> 00:55:36,749
Hurry up, man.
Don't be long.
859
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,586
Back up!
Let him through!
860
00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:43,506
You can move back some.
You don't own the theater.
861
00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:51,847
And they're off!
862
00:55:51,931 --> 00:55:54,308
No.3 in the lead.
No.2 close behind.
863
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:57,103
And No.3 is the winner!
864
00:55:58,604 --> 00:56:00,522
Yeah, partner!
865
00:56:00,606 --> 00:56:03,942
No.2 has placed,
and No.4 to show.
866
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:06,946
Next week's Triple Crown
Starts at 2:30.
867
00:56:36,475 --> 00:56:38,518
Hey, who was that?
868
00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:41,980
Go ahead, do it again. Do it again.
869
00:56:52,992 --> 00:56:54,994
Anon.
870
00:56:57,455 --> 00:56:59,748
Nn. Nn-nn. Nn-nnn!
871
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:03,210
Don't go in there!
872
00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:13,220
Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Damn, this is some scary shit!
873
00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:16,181
Oh, I am scared! Oh!
874
00:57:16,265 --> 00:57:18,809
Excuse me!
875
00:57:18,851 --> 00:57:21,854
I think I paid my money
like everybody else up in here.
876
00:57:21,896 --> 00:57:25,024
- ...Out of her favor...
- That ain't no man.
877
00:57:25,107 --> 00:57:27,859
- You can see her real hair right there!
- Do you mind?
878
00:57:27,902 --> 00:57:30,863
I know you better get outta my face!
879
00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:34,033
Outta my face!
Outta my face!
880
00:57:34,116 --> 00:57:36,743
This is all me up in here.
You handle that.
881
00:57:36,827 --> 00:57:39,329
- Will you shut the fuck up?!
- Yeah!
882
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:40,873
Mm-mm.
883
00:57:40,957 --> 00:57:42,667
This movie is good.
884
00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:47,208
Hey, baby.
You came back just in time.
885
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:50,007
She's about to get it on
with Shakespeare.
886
00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:53,052
- He found out she's a girl.
- Shut up.
887
00:57:53,135 --> 00:57:56,555
Yeah, I got you.
I got you on camera.
888
00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,974
You on Candid Camera now.
889
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:01,602
You ain't know that.
890
00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:05,939
Hello?
891
00:58:06,023 --> 00:58:10,402
Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I'm in a movie.
Shakespeare in Love.
892
00:58:10,486 --> 00:58:12,779
Uh-uh. Ooh!
893
00:58:12,863 --> 00:58:16,700
- You lyin'
- For Christ's sake, just shut your trap!
894
00:58:16,742 --> 00:58:19,119
- Shut up!
- Hold on.
895
00:58:19,203 --> 00:58:22,122
I don't know why y'all is actin' like this.
896
00:58:22,206 --> 00:58:25,417
My girlfriend said they don't
even stay together in the end.
897
00:58:25,459 --> 00:58:27,586
Give me that.
898
00:58:28,337 --> 00:58:30,047
Right on.
899
00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:33,050
Will you sit down?!
900
00:58:34,343 --> 00:58:36,303
Shut up!
901
00:58:36,387 --> 00:58:38,430
Your ass is grass.
902
00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:44,645
- This is for Thelma
- And Louise!
903
00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:47,398
This is for talking through The Fugitive!
904
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,401
- You ruined Schindler's List!
- All Jackie Chan movies!
905
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:54,738
- Boogie Nights!
- And Big Momma's House!
906
00:58:58,617 --> 00:59:03,117
Aaaghh!
907
00:59:17,928 --> 00:59:21,556
Um, you guys,
there's a few too many people.
908
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,893
Oh, honey, please don't throw up.
No, hey, you guys, stop.
909
00:59:24,977 --> 00:59:27,187
Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad's!
910
00:59:27,271 --> 00:59:30,857
- No, don't touch... Agh! No!
- Do you have more beer?
911
00:59:30,941 --> 00:59:33,068
Um, yeah.
Uh, check in the garage.
912
00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:35,529
No, no, no, no! No!
913
00:59:57,093 --> 01:00:00,346
Oh! Kitty, you scared me.
914
01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:02,556
Oh!
915
01:00:04,475 --> 01:00:08,770
Horsey!
Oh, you scared me too.
916
01:00:12,399 --> 01:00:14,359
Hello?
917
01:00:14,401 --> 01:00:15,610
Who's there?
918
01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:21,200
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Please don't.
919
01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:23,911
Please! I'm just a day player.
920
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:41,804
Oh, my God!
921
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:12,793
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
922
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:19,591
Yeah! Yeah!
923
01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:23,595
Oh, Bobby! Bobby.
924
01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:25,764
I was worried about you.
925
01:01:25,806 --> 01:01:29,184
I thought the killer got to you
before I could.
926
01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:31,103
Could what?
927
01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:35,316
I wanna go upstairs.
There's something I wanna show you.
928
01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:38,777
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
929
01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:41,655
Hey, party on!
930
01:01:46,952 --> 01:01:49,996
- So...
- So...
931
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,665
Here we are... again.
932
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,418
Yeah.
933
01:01:56,295 --> 01:01:59,423
And, you know, if you're not ready...
934
01:02:00,299 --> 01:02:02,301
I'll understand.
935
01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:05,012
Bobby.
936
01:02:05,095 --> 01:02:07,097
I am ready.
937
01:02:08,265 --> 01:02:10,433
- You are?
- Yeah.
938
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:15,939
I can't keep fighting these urges.
939
01:02:16,815 --> 01:02:19,984
I have to just give in to them
940
01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:21,945
and let them flow.
941
01:02:21,987 --> 01:02:24,239
Right.
942
01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:25,949
- Bobby?
- Huh?
943
01:02:25,991 --> 01:02:29,077
I have been so selfish.
944
01:02:30,996 --> 01:02:33,540
This is like a scene
from a movie or something.
945
01:02:33,624 --> 01:02:36,293
Only it isn't a movie, Bobby.
946
01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:38,253
This is real life.
947
01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:41,840
It's all a movie, baby.
948
01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:45,802
There's the sound guy, the script
supervisor. How you doin', baby?
949
01:02:45,844 --> 01:02:47,887
- Bobby!
- What?
950
01:02:48,681 --> 01:02:51,350
What I mean...
951
01:02:51,392 --> 01:02:55,892
is that in real life
you have to enjoy each moment.
952
01:02:56,355 --> 01:02:58,273
Mm-hm.
953
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,714
Mmm! Oh!
954
01:03:22,756 --> 01:03:24,758
Ow! Ow!
955
01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:29,012
Bobby! Bobby!
956
01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:32,850
Can I tell you a secret?
957
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,602
Sure, man.
958
01:03:36,729 --> 01:03:38,731
I see dead people.
959
01:03:40,691 --> 01:03:43,568
Man, this shit is awesome!
960
01:03:43,610 --> 01:03:46,154
Yo, son, we gotta roll
some more of that shit!
961
01:03:46,238 --> 01:03:47,906
Ah, shit!
962
01:03:47,948 --> 01:03:50,742
We don't have any more papers, man.
963
01:03:50,826 --> 01:03:52,828
Don't have any more papers.
964
01:03:53,245 --> 01:03:56,873
Oh, man!
What can we use to make a bong?
965
01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:03,922
Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
966
01:04:03,964 --> 01:04:05,840
Yeah!
967
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,934
Oh, shit, son!
968
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:20,439
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! To...
969
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,569
This is some good shit!
970
01:04:47,883 --> 01:04:50,886
Bobby! I've never done this before.
971
01:04:52,262 --> 01:04:55,723
It's OK. It's OK.
It's just like...
972
01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:59,019
- It's like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.
- A Tootsie Pop?
973
01:04:59,103 --> 01:05:01,396
Yeah, a cherry-flavor one.
974
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,274
- Oh.
- With the fudge in the middle?
975
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:08,028
OK!
976
01:05:08,529 --> 01:05:10,405
& Show me how
977
01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:12,657
3 How it feels when we're together...
978
01:05:12,699 --> 01:05:14,450
Just like that.
979
01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:17,037
Just like that, baby.
980
01:05:18,831 --> 01:05:20,374
Argh!
981
01:05:20,457 --> 01:05:22,959
Oh! Jesus!
982
01:05:24,670 --> 01:05:27,839
I never could wait
to get to the chewy middle.
983
01:05:27,881 --> 01:05:29,883
You know what? Let me.
984
01:05:31,009 --> 01:05:32,510
Goddamn!
985
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:36,974
♪ I'm on a rocket ship to a mother ship
986
01:05:37,015 --> 01:05:41,394
♪ I'm fl yin' solo,
but don't know if I can stop
987
01:05:41,478 --> 01:05:45,857
♪ Don't ask me why,
don't make me lie
988
01:05:45,941 --> 01:05:48,151
♪ Just get back, just sit back
989
01:05:48,193 --> 01:05:50,612
♪ Enjoy the ride
990
01:05:53,490 --> 01:05:55,492
♪ Cos I'm a spaceman
991
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,248
Yeah! Guess it's been a while.
992
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:05,001
♪ So stay with me...
993
01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:09,047
Oh! Oops!
994
01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:12,133
It's very '70s of you.
995
01:06:13,677 --> 01:06:16,179
♪ Tomorrow's just another day
996
01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:29,818
Oh, yeah.
997
01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:31,570
Oh, Bobby!
998
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:37,534
Come here, Bobby. I want it now!
999
01:06:38,118 --> 01:06:42,618
- Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned!
- Yeah, me too.
1000
01:06:42,789 --> 01:06:45,082
Hey. Hey, you guys hear that?
1001
01:06:49,421 --> 01:06:51,423
Oh!
1002
01:06:57,262 --> 01:06:59,264
Shh! Shh!
1003
01:07:00,682 --> 01:07:02,517
Hello?
1004
01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:06,438
Hello. What's your favorite scary movie?
1005
01:07:11,026 --> 01:07:13,028
Let me talk to her. Shh!
1006
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:16,948
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!
1007
01:07:24,122 --> 01:07:27,834
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
1008
01:07:27,918 --> 01:07:29,794
What's my name, Bobby?
1009
01:07:29,836 --> 01:07:31,254
What?
1010
01:07:31,296 --> 01:07:34,966
- What's my name, bitch?
- Ow! God! It's Cindy!
1011
01:07:35,008 --> 01:07:38,094
Whose is it, Bobby?
Whose is it, Bobby?
1012
01:07:38,136 --> 01:07:40,179
It's yours.
1013
01:07:44,309 --> 01:07:46,853
Oh, my God!
1014
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,900
Oh, shit!
1015
01:07:58,574 --> 01:08:00,784
& Don't even contest
'cause I'll make you undress
1016
01:08:00,826 --> 01:08:03,620
♪ Like porn dancers
waitin' at the front door for an answer
1017
01:08:03,662 --> 01:08:06,748
♪ Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs
like silicone titties
1018
01:08:06,832 --> 01:08:08,166
Hey, yo, check it, yo.
1019
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:11,085
♪ Fuck a cheap bong,
I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong
1020
01:08:11,169 --> 01:08:14,964
♪ If wanna fuck long, I let my ding-a-long
hit the bong, and then it's on
1021
01:08:15,007 --> 01:08:19,469
♪ Always pass the dutchie to the left
because the right way is wrong
1022
01:08:19,511 --> 01:08:23,389
- Whoo-hoo!
- I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready?
1023
01:08:23,473 --> 01:08:26,225
♪ I'm gonna slash and gash,
cut another hole in your ass
1024
01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:28,770
♪ I spill blood on the walls,
then play tennis with your balls
1025
01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:30,730
♪ If the phone rings, don't answer that call
1026
01:08:30,814 --> 01:08:32,732
♪ Gonna slit your throat,
fuck you like a goat
1027
01:08:32,816 --> 01:08:34,859
♪ Peel your foreskin off
and make a winter coat
1028
01:08:34,901 --> 01:08:36,569
Peace!
1029
01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:40,365
Yo!
1030
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:45,829
That was the illest rhyme
I ever seen, son!
1031
01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:49,875
Bobby?
1032
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:54,045
- Where were you tonight?
- What?
1033
01:08:54,087 --> 01:08:57,590
I was just curious.
What took you so long to get here?
1034
01:08:57,674 --> 01:08:59,759
Why are you so curious?
1035
01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:03,013
I don't know.
1036
01:09:03,055 --> 01:09:07,555
I thought it would fit the '90s horror cliche
If you turned out to be the Killer.
1037
01:09:08,393 --> 01:09:11,229
Oh, so, what?
You think I killed Buffy and Greg?
1038
01:09:12,939 --> 01:09:15,274
Buffy and Greg are dead?
1039
01:09:16,401 --> 01:09:18,236
- I thought you knew that.
- Oh, God!
1040
01:09:18,278 --> 01:09:20,947
Bobby, turn around! It's the killer!
1041
01:09:21,031 --> 01:09:22,490
Agh!
1042
01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:37,422
Cindy!
1043
01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:41,092
- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby!
- Cindy. Help me.
1044
01:09:42,386 --> 01:09:46,886
- Bobby, it's OK.
- Give me the gun. Give me the gun...
1045
01:09:46,973 --> 01:09:48,975
It's gonna be OK, Bobby.
1046
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,563
Yo, wait for me.
There's a killer in the house!
1047
01:09:53,605 --> 01:09:57,275
There's ass, blood and guts everywhere.
Someone done gone crazy, son!
1048
01:09:59,444 --> 01:10:01,487
We all go a little crazy sometimes.
1049
01:10:01,571 --> 01:10:03,072
Bobby, no!
1050
01:10:03,615 --> 01:10:06,451
Oh, shit, son!
1051
01:10:06,493 --> 01:10:09,454
Oh! Oh, my God!
1052
01:10:11,123 --> 01:10:13,959
Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.
1053
01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:17,796
You wanna hit this shit?
1054
01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,843
Ketchup.
1055
01:10:23,927 --> 01:10:26,554
Just like my mom
puts on her spaghetti, baby.
1056
01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:32,727
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me!
Bobby's gone crazy!
1057
01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:35,188
Surprise!
1058
01:10:35,272 --> 01:10:38,149
Surprise, Cindy.
1059
01:10:50,078 --> 01:10:52,205
Why are you doing this, Bobby?
1060
01:10:52,289 --> 01:10:54,291
Why? Why?!
1061
01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:58,461
You hear that, Ray?
I think she wants a motive.
1062
01:10:58,503 --> 01:11:01,672
- Did Scream have a plot?
- No!
1063
01:11:01,715 --> 01:11:06,177
Did I Know What You Did Last Summer
make any sense? Don't think so!
1064
01:11:06,219 --> 01:11:08,721
And the sequel?
What was with that fat Jamaican?
1065
01:11:08,805 --> 01:11:12,809
- I wanna kill that motherfucker.
- It was bad casting, Bobby.
1066
01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:15,562
How about this for a motive?
Lack of sex!
1067
01:11:15,645 --> 01:11:18,939
It can cause serious deviant behavior.
1068
01:11:19,024 --> 01:11:23,524
- I thought you loved me.
- Oh, I did, baby. I did.
1069
01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:26,698
But abstinence makes you discover
new things about yourself.
1070
01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:29,325
That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.
1071
01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:33,538
And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
1072
01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:36,041
What? I ain't gay.
1073
01:11:36,124 --> 01:11:40,461
- What? You took me to that club.
- So? They play good music.
1074
01:11:40,545 --> 01:11:45,045
- What about our trip to San Francisco?
- I wanted to go shopping.
1075
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:49,178
- But you made love to me.
- No. First of all, you sucked my...
1076
01:11:49,221 --> 01:11:53,642
Whatever, Ray! I don't wanna talk about
this now. The point is, I'm a new man.
1077
01:11:53,725 --> 01:11:56,352
I'm ready to leave this behind
and start a new life.
1078
01:11:56,394 --> 01:11:59,939
- So you killed all your friends?
- Oh, no.
1079
01:12:00,023 --> 01:12:01,566
Just you.
1080
01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:04,361
And maybe Shorty,
but that wasn't planned.
1081
01:12:04,402 --> 01:12:06,570
But here's the genius part.
1082
01:12:06,613 --> 01:12:10,241
We're copycatting a serial killer
that already exists.
1083
01:12:10,325 --> 01:12:14,203
- It's the perfect crime, Cindy.
- But wait! There's more!
1084
01:12:14,579 --> 01:12:19,079
Hang on to your seat, baby,
cos this one's a screamer!
1085
01:12:19,459 --> 01:12:22,920
- I'll be back.
- Uh-oh.
1086
01:12:23,004 --> 01:12:25,464
Move your big ass. Come on.
1087
01:12:25,549 --> 01:12:27,842
Dad!
1088
01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:30,428
What are you gonna do, frame him?
1089
01:12:30,470 --> 01:12:34,970
Nah. We're just havin'
a little bit of fun with old daddio.
1090
01:12:35,058 --> 01:12:37,894
The police are gonna find
you and Daddy both dead,
1091
01:12:37,936 --> 01:12:41,397
and me and Ray are the only survivors
of a maniac's revenge.
1092
01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:42,440
- Ready?
- Ready?
1093
01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:45,109
- I'm ready to do this shit.
- Let's do this shit.
1094
01:12:45,151 --> 01:12:49,363
- Come on. Come on. All right.
- All right. Give it to me.
1095
01:12:49,447 --> 01:12:51,407
No! Wait, wait, wait.
1096
01:12:52,784 --> 01:12:55,703
- All right, ready? Let's do this.
- Wait, wait. Ready.
1097
01:12:55,787 --> 01:12:57,872
- Come on. Come on.
- Ready.
1098
01:12:57,956 --> 01:13:00,708
- Give it to me!
- No! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1099
01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:03,753
- Remember what we said?
- How many times we gonna go over this?
1100
01:13:03,795 --> 01:13:07,089
I know. OK. Stop. Just...
Trust me, OK?
1101
01:13:07,132 --> 01:13:09,509
- I got this shit. Ready?
- Come on.
1102
01:13:09,593 --> 01:13:12,387
- Wait, wait!
- I'm about to cut your throat, boy!
1103
01:13:12,470 --> 01:13:14,763
Stop acting like a little girl. Come on!
1104
01:13:14,806 --> 01:13:17,558
- You're right.
- Come on! You ready?
1105
01:13:17,642 --> 01:13:21,145
No! You guys are psychos!
1106
01:13:21,229 --> 01:13:23,606
You've seen one too many TV shows!
1107
01:13:23,648 --> 01:13:27,985
No! Watching television shows
doesn't create psycho killers.
1108
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,405
Cancelling TV shows does!
1109
01:13:30,488 --> 01:13:33,032
The Wayans Bros
was a good show, man!
1110
01:13:33,116 --> 01:13:37,453
It was a good-ass show,
and we didn't even get a final episode!
1111
01:13:37,495 --> 01:13:40,748
Take it easy.
I'm feelin' a little woozy here.
1112
01:13:41,207 --> 01:13:43,667
It's my turn.
Give me the knife.
1113
01:13:43,710 --> 01:13:47,004
Fuck outta here.
Ain't nobody stabbin' me.
1114
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,049
Oh!
1115
01:13:55,305 --> 01:13:57,015
- Surprise, Cindy.
- Agh!
1116
01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:06,274
Yah!
1117
01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:12,822
Agh!
1118
01:14:15,992 --> 01:14:17,660
Ohh!
1119
01:14:43,561 --> 01:14:45,229
Yah!
1120
01:14:50,735 --> 01:14:53,738
All right, all right, all right.
Hold on a second.
1121
01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:56,616
Just give me a moment.
Agh. One...
1122
01:15:01,746 --> 01:15:04,081
Oh, yeah. That's it.
1123
01:15:04,165 --> 01:15:06,167
Agh. OK.
1124
01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:09,337
Yah!
1125
01:15:40,618 --> 01:15:43,287
Dad!
1126
01:15:43,329 --> 01:15:45,414
Are you OK?
1127
01:15:45,457 --> 01:15:48,376
I thought I told you not to have a party
unless I was here.
1128
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,920
But, Dad, you were here.
You were in the closet.
1129
01:15:50,962 --> 01:15:54,799
Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get
some girlfriends' numbers for me?
1130
01:15:54,841 --> 01:15:58,135
- Dad, they're dead.
- Ah, you know, I can't get a break.
1131
01:15:58,178 --> 01:16:00,305
What's that? Is that the cops?
1132
01:16:00,346 --> 01:16:02,973
OK, OK, listen, honey.
Help me up now.
1133
01:16:03,058 --> 01:16:06,019
Uh, if the cops come,
tell 'em I'm a plumber, OK?
1134
01:16:06,102 --> 01:16:10,231
You had a leaky faucet and they sent
me over. We don't even know each other.
1135
01:16:15,987 --> 01:16:19,365
No! No!
1136
01:16:19,449 --> 01:16:22,326
Dad, get your arms down.
1137
01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:26,581
- What's goin' on?
- Sheriff, it's a bloodbath.
1138
01:16:26,664 --> 01:16:28,999
- He was right here! I swear it!
- Who was?
1139
01:16:29,042 --> 01:16:32,754
The Killer!
The guy that murdered all my friends!
1140
01:16:32,837 --> 01:16:36,465
And the sick bastard planted drugs
all in the house there.
1141
01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:39,511
- All over the place.
- Dad. Stop it.
1142
01:16:39,594 --> 01:16:42,471
Cindy, I'm gonna have to take you
down to the station.
1143
01:16:42,514 --> 01:16:45,016
I'm cool, though, right? I'm OK?
1144
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,894
- Let's go, Cindy.
- Cindy...
1145
01:16:47,977 --> 01:16:50,813
Call me. Call me.
1146
01:16:50,855 --> 01:16:52,398
Daddy'| get you out, honey.
1147
01:16:54,567 --> 01:16:56,235
OK.
1148
01:16:57,403 --> 01:16:59,571
Let's go over this again.
1149
01:17:11,251 --> 01:17:14,712
- You say it was an accident.
- Yes. He was on the road.
1150
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:18,299
And he came back to get revenge?
- It has to be him, Sheriff.
1151
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:28,935
- Here. They wanted me to give this to you.
- That'll be all, Doofy.
1152
01:17:29,018 --> 01:17:32,062
- OK. I'm gonna go, then.
- All right.
1153
01:17:32,147 --> 01:17:34,190
All right.
1154
01:17:34,232 --> 01:17:35,983
Night, Cind.
1155
01:17:39,070 --> 01:17:41,572
Sorry, Cindy.
It wasn't the man you guys Killed.
1156
01:17:41,614 --> 01:17:45,117
He was David Keegan. Some fishermen
found his body a few weeks later.
1157
01:17:45,201 --> 01:17:48,662
- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery.
- That's impossible.
1158
01:17:50,623 --> 01:17:54,460
- Then I don't know who it could be.
- He's gotta be connected with the victims.
1159
01:17:54,544 --> 01:17:59,044
Someone who knew about the accident,
who'd move round without being noticed.
1160
01:18:01,843 --> 01:18:03,928
Oh, my God.
1161
01:18:05,096 --> 01:18:09,016
She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
He had the biggest crush on her.
1162
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,185
Agh! It's me, Cind.
1163
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:13,688
Night, Cind.
1164
01:18:17,525 --> 01:18:19,693
- Doofy!
- Shithead?
1165
01:18:22,739 --> 01:18:24,073
- Have you seen Doofy?
- No.
1166
01:18:24,115 --> 01:18:25,783
- You seen Doofy?
- No, Sheriff.
1167
01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:29,537
- Has anybody seen Doofy?
- Yeah. He just went out the back, Sheriff.
1168
01:18:29,621 --> 01:18:31,289
Doofy!
1169
01:18:45,011 --> 01:18:48,514
♪ He walks alone
under the big city lights
1170
01:18:48,598 --> 01:18:52,101
♪ He always knows
just when the time is right
1171
01:18:52,143 --> 01:18:55,813
♪ He never shows what he's thinking,
he keeps it inside
1172
01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:59,650
♪ Because he's too cool for school
1173
01:18:59,734 --> 01:19:02,987
♪ He comes alive
when the sun goes down
1174
01:19:03,029 --> 01:19:06,532
♪ He gets it right,
you know he's always down
1175
01:19:06,616 --> 01:19:10,453
♪ He's got one eye open
and his ear to the ground
1176
01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:13,539
♪ And he's too cool for school
1177
01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:18,461
♪ He's an operator,
he's a real player
1178
01:19:18,503 --> 01:19:20,671
♪ And if you mess with him you know...
1179
01:19:22,382 --> 01:19:26,882
No-o-o-o-o!
1180
01:19:41,609 --> 01:19:45,154
Shit, son. Yo, what the deal?
1181
01:19:45,196 --> 01:19:49,696
Yo, if y'all watchin' this tape right now,
that means I didn't make it.
1182
01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:54,038
Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead.
1183
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:58,417
But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell y'all
the rules to survive this situation.
1184
01:19:58,501 --> 01:20:01,712
Rule number one: you gotta be quick.
1185
01:20:01,754 --> 01:20:05,132
Rule number two: don't fall down.
1186
01:20:05,216 --> 01:20:09,716
And rule number three:
whatever you do, never look back.
1187
01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:12,432
Y'all wish me luck.
1188
01:20:12,515 --> 01:20:14,517
Snatch and run, y'all!
1189
01:20:17,395 --> 01:20:19,814
Come back here, motherfuckers!
Son of a bitch!
1190
01:20:19,897 --> 01:20:22,566
♪ Y'all want drama?
Wanna make a scary movie?
1191
01:20:22,650 --> 01:20:25,277
♪ Rappers comin' in with they team
and carry too lies
1192
01:20:25,361 --> 01:20:27,738
♪ You can jump right out of the screen
and barely move me
1193
01:20:27,780 --> 01:20:30,240
♪ We hard-hittin',
directin' and starrin' in it
1194
01:20:30,325 --> 01:20:32,910
♪ Y'all want drama?
Wanna make a scary movie?
1195
01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:35,621
♪ Rappers comin' in with they team
and carry toolies
1196
01:20:35,705 --> 01:20:38,124
♪ You can jump right out of the screen
and barely move me
1197
01:20:38,207 --> 01:20:41,168
♪ We hard-hittin',
directin' and starrin' in it
1198
01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:44,254
♪ Bad
1199
01:20:44,297 --> 01:20:46,757
♪ The bad
1200
01:20:46,799 --> 01:20:49,384
♪ The evil
1201
01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:51,429
♪ Put 'em together
1202
01:20:52,764 --> 01:20:55,266
♪ Two times
1203
01:20:55,308 --> 01:20:57,310
♪ Slim Shady
1204
01:20:58,269 --> 01:21:00,938
♪ Royce Da 5'9"...
1205
01:21:01,022 --> 01:21:04,442
3 Nah, nah, nah, nah,
I'm gonna slash and gash
1206
01:21:04,525 --> 01:21:08,737
♪ Cut another hole in yo' ass, spill blood
on the walls and play tennis with yo' balls
1207
01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:10,948
♪ If the phone rings,
don't answer the call
1208
01:21:10,990 --> 01:21:13,617
♪ I'm gonna slit your throat,
fuck you like a goat
1209
01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:15,911
♪ Peel your foreskin off
and make a winter coat
1210
01:21:15,953 --> 01:21:19,665
♪ I'm a deadly surprise,
I scoop out both of your eyes
1211
01:21:19,749 --> 01:21:22,293
♪ Scrape the meat off your thighs,
leave your carcass for flies
1212
01:21:22,335 --> 01:21:25,880
♪ Cos everyone who meets up with me
in the end eventually dies
1213
01:21:25,963 --> 01:21:28,632
♪ I'm the last thing you see,
I hang you from a tree
1214
01:21:28,716 --> 01:21:30,968
♪ Scare the shit out of you,
then watch you pee
1215
01:21:31,010 --> 01:21:33,554
♪ I'm the bad-ass Killer,
there ain't nobody tiler
1216
01:21:33,638 --> 01:21:35,973
♪ You're ice-cold dead
because I'm the fuckin' killer
1217
01:21:36,015 --> 01:21:38,517
♪ I'm the bad ass Killer,
there ain't nobody tiler
1218
01:21:38,601 --> 01:21:40,769
♪ You're ice-cold dead
because I'm the fuckin' killer
1219
01:21:40,812 --> 01:21:43,481
♪ I'm gonna slice and dice
cos murder's my vice
1220
01:21:43,523 --> 01:21:46,484
♪ Stab you once, twice,
maybe even thrice
1221
01:21:46,567 --> 01:21:49,486
♪ Carve initials in your liver,
make you quiver, deliver
1222
01:21:49,570 --> 01:21:50,904
♪ Yeah, that'd be nice
1223
01:21:50,988 --> 01:21:53,657
♪ I dissect your heart,
rip your entrails apart
1224
01:21:53,699 --> 01:21:55,742
♪ Hack off your head,
and that's just the start
1225
01:21:55,827 --> 01:21:58,412
♪ I put the scary, scary movie,
make people do a doobie
1226
01:21:58,496 --> 01:22:01,165
♪ Make 'em pee-pee up the place
when they see my ghostly face
1227
01:22:01,207 --> 01:22:03,542
♪ You better keep alert
or you'll be sniffing in the dirt
1228
01:22:03,626 --> 01:22:06,086
♪ I got a PhD
in how to use my cutlery
1229
01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:08,422
♪ I make ya kneel and squeal
or I turn you to a peel
1230
01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:11,091
♪ You'll be squirtin' in yo' shorts
and then spurtin' crimson quarts
1231
01:22:11,175 --> 01:22:13,677
♪ I chop you, virgin people,
with my shiny butcher's cleaver
1232
01:22:13,719 --> 01:22:15,887
♪ Leave yo' cries in fear,
it's music to my ears
1233
01:22:15,972 --> 01:22:18,683
♪ I cut off Oscar Mayer's wiener,
I stick it in a bun
1234
01:22:18,724 --> 01:22:21,017
♪ Slap on some pickle relish
and then we have some fun
1235
01:22:21,060 --> 01:22:23,437
♪ I'm the bad-ass Killer,
there ain't nobody tiler
1236
01:22:23,521 --> 01:22:25,981
♪ You're ice-cold dead
because I'm the fuckin' killer
1237
01:22:26,023 --> 01:22:28,400
♪ I'm the bad-ass Killer,
there ain't nobody tiler
1238
01:22:28,484 --> 01:22:30,819
♪ You're ice-cold dead
because I'm the fuckin' killer
1239
01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:33,614
♪ I'm gonna clean your gut,
treat you like a slut
1240
01:22:33,698 --> 01:22:36,659
♪ Mutilate your organs
and shove 'em up your butt
1241
01:22:36,701 --> 01:22:41,201
♪ I'll slit you ear to ear, you know what?
Then I'll slam a beer
1242
01:22:41,289 --> 01:22:43,624
♪ Saw off your toes,
Jam 'em in your nose
1243
01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:46,127
♪ Cut your tongue out,
feed it to a trout
1244
01:22:46,210 --> 01:22:48,712
♪ Fry it in a pan,
shoot it out my can
1245
01:22:48,754 --> 01:22:51,047
♪ Aim it at your face,
then you'll know your place
1246
01:22:51,090 --> 01:22:53,550
♪ I promise you pain,
I'm totally insane
1247
01:22:53,718 --> 01:22:56,137
♪ I promise you pain,
I'm totally insane
1248
01:22:56,262 --> 01:22:58,931
♪ I promise you pain,
I'm totally insane
1249
01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:00,891
♪ And let me tell you once again
1250
01:23:00,975 --> 01:23:03,310
♪ I'm the bad-ass Killer,
there ain't nobody tiler
1251
01:23:03,394 --> 01:23:05,896
♪ You're ice-cold dead
because I'm the fuckin' killer
1252
01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:08,399
♪ I'm the bad-ass Killer,
there ain't nobody tiler
1253
01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:11,194
♪ You're ice-cold dead
because I'm the fuckin' killer
1254
01:23:11,235 --> 01:23:13,570
♪ I promise you pain,
I'm totally insane
1255
01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:16,073
Help! Help!
1256
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:18,659
♪ I promise you pain,
I'm totally insane
1257
01:23:18,743 --> 01:23:21,454
♪ I promise you pain
1258
01:23:21,537 --> 01:23:24,831
Run, bitch! Run!
1259
01:23:28,419 --> 01:23:31,922
♪ Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell
1260
01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:42,808
♪ One thousand, nine hundred
and seventy-two
1261
01:23:42,892 --> 01:23:45,227
♪ That's the year I got here
when my dear mother's water blew
1262
01:23:45,269 --> 01:23:47,771
3 Not really realizing the prize
that's been begot to her
1263
01:23:47,813 --> 01:23:50,065
♪ The bona fide lo-fi
high-octane philosopher
1264
01:23:50,107 --> 01:23:52,484
♪ Genius with a penis,
the few, the proud, the me
1265
01:23:52,568 --> 01:23:54,736
♪ I liked me so much
I had to buy the company
1266
01:23:54,779 --> 01:23:57,114
♪ Soul for sale, sold to Satan
for a hell of a lotta luck
1267
01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:59,491
♪ I'm hard to come by
like a straight guy working at Starbucks
1268
01:23:59,575 --> 01:24:02,035
♪ Thank the thinkers that think they thunk
the thoughts that theorized
1269
01:24:02,119 --> 01:24:04,287
♪ idolized or despised,
bet I'm gettin' recognized
1270
01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:06,957
♪ Mount Rushmore it? No, ignore it,
can't rock with no big head
1271
01:24:06,999 --> 01:24:09,126
♪ Half of the people want me,
half of the people want me dead
1272
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,795
♪ I am the Angel of Death
with my rhymes against humanity
1273
01:24:11,837 --> 01:24:14,130
♪ Teeter-tottering
between brilliance and insanity
1274
01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:16,342
♪ The one part the Fuhrer,
the one part the Pope
1275
01:24:16,425 --> 01:24:19,678
♪ It's the inevitable return, baby,
of the Great White Dope
1276
01:24:23,808 --> 01:24:25,976
♪ Conclusions you drew,
proportions you blew
1277
01:24:26,060 --> 01:24:28,395
♪ Lost son of Iggy Pop?
Bigger nose than Ziggy? True
1278
01:24:28,479 --> 01:24:30,772
♪ Yes, my name is Jimmy Pop.
No, my pop's name is Dick
1279
01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:33,192
♪ Don't admit to kick it slick,
you thick derelict critic
1280
01:24:33,276 --> 01:24:35,653
♪ Put down for missed notes,
put up with misquotes
1281
01:24:35,695 --> 01:24:37,822
♪ Don't want the whole story?
Should have bought the CliffsNotes
1282
01:24:37,905 --> 01:24:40,282
♪ Like Finger Painting 101,
give me no credit for having class
1283
01:24:40,324 --> 01:24:42,701
♪ One thumb on the pulse of the nation,
one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
1284
01:24:42,785 --> 01:24:45,204
♪ Written on, written off,
scoff callin' me a joke
1285
01:24:45,288 --> 01:24:47,415
♪ I don't think I'm a sell-out,
but I do enjoy Coke
1286
01:24:47,498 --> 01:24:50,417
♪ I struck gold but never took it for granted,
that's how I planned it, so can it
1287
01:24:50,501 --> 01:24:52,836
♪ Around the planet fans demand it
and you'll never understand it
1288
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,963
♪ When I die, no lie,
plan on mass pandemonium
1289
01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:57,341
♪ They may display my brain
in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
1290
01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:59,593
♪ The one part the Fuhrer,
the one part the Pope
1291
01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:02,930
♪ It's the inevitable return, baby,
of the Great White Dope
1292
01:25:11,814 --> 01:25:14,066
♪ One part the Fϋhrer,
one part the Pope
1293
01:25:14,150 --> 01:25:16,527
♪ The inevitable return
of the Great White Dope
1294
01:25:16,569 --> 01:25:18,821
♪ One part the Fϋhrer,
one part the Pope
1295
01:25:18,863 --> 01:25:21,365
♪ The inevitable return of
the Great White Dope
1296
01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:23,617
♪ One part the Fϋhrer,
one part the Pope
1297
01:25:23,701 --> 01:25:26,120
♪ The inevitable return
of the Great White Dope
1298
01:25:26,203 --> 01:25:28,246
♪ One part the Fϋhrer,
one part the Pope
1299
01:25:28,331 --> 01:25:30,958
♪ The inevitable return
of the Great White Dope
1300
01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:35,542
♪ Great White Dope, Great White Dope,
Great White Dope, Great White Dope...
1301
01:27:19,275 --> 01:27:21,485
This isn't easy for me.
1302
01:27:21,527 --> 01:27:26,027
I know we've been together a long time,
but I've found somebody else, OK?
1303
01:27:28,033 --> 01:27:30,035
I'm in love.
1304
01:27:30,661 --> 01:27:32,871
Don't look at me like that.
1305
01:27:33,831 --> 01:27:36,291
We can still be friends.
1306
01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:39,336
You can come into my room
whenever you want.
1307
01:27:39,378 --> 01:27:40,879
We just can't...
1308
01:27:40,963 --> 01:27:42,464
No.
1309
01:27:43,799 --> 01:27:45,300
No!
1310
01:27:48,387 --> 01:27:50,389
OK, just one time.
1311
01:27:57,062 --> 01:27:59,397
Yeah! That's it!
1312
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,692
Whoo!